Pensionbook

It's a Facebook for seniors. (No not high school seniors.) Lots of funny details.

Friday fun: Time management

Here's another classic from the creative folks at The Onion.

An excerpt:

So let's plan to have a few ad hoc powwows next week to discuss the meeting situation, vis-à-vis the workplace. The prioritized goal of these meetings will be to draw up a comprehensive road map for what we should be aiming for while avoiding the stumbling blocks we've encountered in the past. The point here is to take a step back and reevaluate how we do things here, on a macro level.

Hare clips

Add one part CliffsNotes, one part charades, and two parts SportsCenter highlight reel. Mix with bunny rabbits and clever animation. Serve fast and enjoy. The result is the "30-Second Bunnies Theatre" and it's deliciously funny.

Angry Alien features over 3 dozen popular movies like Pulp Fiction, Jaws and Titanic. The films are animated and condensed to just 30 seconds.

Warning: Just like their real movie counterparts, some of the bunny shorts feature language and images that make them inappropriate for work. Unless of course you're a longshoreman.

Truthy taglines

Justin has a clever post suggesting new company taglines that are honest. A few of my favorites:

PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.

Samsung: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?

Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!

Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.

And one from the comments: Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? ...and now?

Friday fun: The way it never was

Google in 1960:

"I feel like control alt deleting myself..."

The Internet has crashed. A very clever video from the Onion: